You’re that character they bring in to solve the weird murders.
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IT pros would’ve had the opposite problem.
“It’s really not that complicated. What you have is 802.11n, which is 15 years old at this point. I could upgrade you to 802.11be with brand new hardware, but that’d be a waste of money. I’ve got a router in the truck that–”

For those who don’t want to go to Elmo’s circlejerk.
R.M.: So it’s like the cover of chapter 9 of “Otherside Picnic”, where the two girls ride on a farming vehicle, and a boundless meadow is around them… You’re saying this is yuri.
I.M.: Yes. Now remove both girls from this scenery.
R.M.: Right.
I.M.: A rusty, decaying vehicle is resting on top of wheel tracks.
R.M.: Right.
I.M.: Then you imagine that one day two girls were there… Isn’t that already totally yuri?
R.M.: Right…
I.M.: So a grassland somehow becomes yuri.
(Source: Yuri made me human)
Is there an everything_is_yuri comm?
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Gaming@beehaw.org•Roblox is a problem — but it’s a symptom of something worse
10·10 days agoIt’s even worse than that.
I don’t know how, I just wanted to say it, too.
What would a more efficient version look like ?
implosive_sprig@beehaw.orgtoFurry@pawb.social•Tonight’s #Artfight2025 revenge (by 🌆 DenDen 🌆 (dendenart.eu))English
3·11 days agoIs that a waffle?
I think straight people assume explaining homosexuality means you have to tell your kids how gay sex works in explicit detail.
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•We totally 100% support you as your true youEnglish
36·15 days agoIn some families, this would lead to a cold war where they just keep using the wrong names for each other until death.
Future generations grow up thinking those are their actual names because it’s what they’ve always called each other.
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Gaming@beehaw.org•"It's extremely frustrating and also f*cked up" - one of the world's best indie studios is facing shock closure following confounding Steam ban [Eurogamer]
131·17 days ago“We had multiple publishers actively coming to us,” explains Pietro, “and be like, ‘Hey, we want to make this game.’” And many of those big publishers were initially unperturbed by Steam’s ban. “The main reaction,” he recalls, “was, ‘Leave that to me… I know everyone at Valve, let me figure it out’, and so they’d take the game, and a month later they’d come back and be like, ‘No, you’re fucked. Bye.’” And seemingly nothing will get Valve to budge. “We’ve tried everything,” Pietro continues. “I was already in touch with a real human being [at Valve] since our first onboarding on Steam… but they were like, ‘I’m sorry this happened… I don’t have insights on the reasons for the ban. I’ve brought your plea to the review team and they’ve declined to re-review and their decision is final.’”
Wtf? It sounds like someone powerful at Valve made a mistake and would rather let this studio close than admit it.
Edit : Caught this on a re-read. Definitely sounds more sussy now.
In the early build reviewed by Valve, day six featured a scene in which a man and his young daughter visit the farm. The daughter wants to ride one of the horses, resulting in an interactive dialogue sequence where the girl rides on the shoulders of a naked “horse” while it’s led by the player.
Next, he’ll walk past a convenient steam pipe leak.
No idea. I don’t post from mastodon, so I haven’t explored that function
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Leak Reveals Gemini 3.0 Is Just Gemini 2.5 Through GNU Parallel
97·24 days agoIn a final bid to save the product, Google has quarantined the model in a server room with no WiFi, feeding it only proprietary Oracle Java documentation in hopes of breaking its spirit.
😂
Here was the best tutorial I could find for it.
You can create posts in Lemmy communities by tagging the community account
(It should be a public post)
If the community account is tagged with @, it will share the post and the post will also appear in the forum.
For example, this is a post I created from Mastodon in feddit’s #Tischtennis forum: metalhead.club/@caos/112749905… … and this is how it is displayed in Lemmy: feddit.org/post/556495The only thing to note from Mastodon and Akkoma etc. is: The beginning of the post/the first paragraph becomes the title of the forum post, as Mastodon does not have a heading field. (see also: Instructions Creating a post from Mastodon)
So it is best to start the post like this (see image 1):
This is my headline (as descriptive a title as possible)
@community@lemmy-instance
This is the further text, link etc.
if necessary a picture (only in the initial post a picture is transferred from Mastodon to Lemmy, between Lemmy and Friendica all images in answers are transferred in the meantime)
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Aotearoa / New Zealand@lemmy.nz•23-year-old buys dream home for his parents
4·24 days ago*23 year old pays the down payment on a million dollar home for his parents.
“House price $1,060,000. I’ve paid 20% down on it — all from my savings,” the real estate agent, who started his career after high school, said.
I use horse-battery-staple passwords for core stuff (unlocking my computer, bank stuff).
I use the password manager-generated passwords for everything that’s in a browser.
Talking is (not) a free action sounds like it could be a fun mechanic if everyone agrees to it.
Let the big bad talk, but players get to write down an attempted action and roll for successful sneak for as long as he’s yapping.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Are you familiar with that thing where you eat popcorn and you get a tough little piece lodged way back in the depths of your mouth right by the base of your tongue?
1·24 days agoI get that with raspberries.
I don’t understand how - it doesn’t even look like it has seeds, but it happens every time.
implosive_sprig@beehaw.orgtoToday I learned@lemmy.ml•TIL about abogen. A tool to generate audiobooks from EPUBs, PDFs and text with synchronized captions.
1·24 days agoIf you have a human-narrated audiobook, you can use Storyteller to synchronize those.
AI-TTS still doesn’t do it for me. It’s either the mispronunciation of proper nouns or the cadence putting me to sleep. Maybe in a few years, I’ll try again.

Is this supposed to be a link to the trailer ?