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so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Macron: ‘No amount of intimidation’ will change EU nations’ course on GreenlandEnglish
101·22 hours agoshouldn’t there be an easy fix to this madness? just give trump a bright shiny trophy and tell him he earned it all by himself, like a big boy
eric the red still trolling n00bs from beyond the grave i see
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOPtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•not sure if i chose to post thisEnglish
7·1 day agowait till you get one of those neuralink chips and you’re forced to like all of elon’s tweets
from now on he’s gona be concerned, making texts like “hi son, have you had your daily cock yet?”
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
news@lemmings.world•Trump, 79, Appears to Forget Name of Woman Who Just Gave Him Her Nobel Peace PrizeEnglish
201·1 day agotrump is almost 80 and acts like he’s almost 8
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Sorry to disappoint youEnglish
2·2 days agoand then if you’re like me and you’re too lazy to type out
zsearchevery time you just doalias z="zsearch"
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Sorry to disappoint youEnglish
2·2 days agomy google search history is cursed but my zsh history is blessed because i can just do
zsearch() { cat ~/.zsh_history | grep "$1" }
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's not an addiction! I can stop whenever I want!
14·2 days agohang on let me check my frog folder
i have 684 frogs in my frog folder
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Former "Proud Boys" Leader Enrique Tarrio Named in Leaked ICE Documents
7·2 days agoThe Proud Boys always struck me as something that started off as a joke and then got taken seriously by the wrong people. kinda like how 4chan’s /pol/ board used to be mostly ironic shitposts before it got overrun by actual nazis
i dunno man if you turn off the news and only look at headlines occasionally, the world doesn’t seem like it’s falling apart. i mean it definitely is, but from where you’re standing everything seems fine. works for me
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•House Democrat introducing legislation to abolish ICE: ‘Beyond reform
312·2 days agoi just got a vision of a future headline
“House Democrat Legislation Fails to Abolish ICE”
i’m literally nostradamus
i always wondered why jesus never used his god powers to get off the cross, but then i realized he’s like a vampire, but instead of a stake through the heart it’s nails through the hands
neil “the grass” tyson
they’re defintely the same family. still not the same tho
fake: anon wants to be fit
gay: anon likes bears
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
The Onion@midwest.social•Donald Trump Jr Proposes Invading Colombia Next and Stealing Whatever They ProduceEnglish
2·2 days agodon jr would be a better president than his dad. he’s still an incompetent fascist but at least we might get legal blow out of it
when i was growing up i only knew lynyrd skynyrd as a good thing to play in hangman. but you can only do it once, after that they’re gonna be like “is this that band that doesn’t have vowels again?”






whenever i see his name i’m just like
she lies and says she’s in love with him
can’t find a fetterman