Curry spice would be a phenomenal spice girl

She gets away not talking to trump, mostly because she’s dead.

I can’t tell if you’re serious…

Not really worse than standing on the train for hours. But, standing on a train doesn’t make the ride cheaper. So, in some ways better than standing on the train

*Sad Aldi Süd noises*

Landesgartenschau in Dyga

A part of me thinks this is just trying to establish “No judge, I didn’t sext a minor, she was on social media, how could I have known she was underage” as a valid legal defense.

But eggs are already stamped with production location routinely where I live for decades, no ads yet

So, if I switch my sim card to a totally different phone, which phone do I give up?

Caffeine in my ass

Hold on to that feeling

You don’t get to be the richest man in world by giving people money if you don’t absolutely have to…

A friend of mine got the recommendation to be a pedicurist. Not a manicurist, not some general aesthetician, nope. Test wanted him to work with feet so badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1. Move out.

2. Has anon never heard of toilet paper and toilets?

I’m gonna take a guess here and say it feels hot. Very very hot.

I’m not a vegan or vegetarian, but I think anything related to animal rights and eating meat will probably be controversial in the future. We can lab grow meat, but you still choose to kill an actual animal for food? Canceled in 2050. Rightfully so I’d even say.