Everybody gangsta until the Greenlandic Shamans charge forward on 10 foot tall polar bear mounts armored with enchanted walrus bone.

Hold up, let him cook

Works as a secret weapon too.

Oh you think I’ve been disarmed? *smirks* AMATEUR *violently ejects rotor blades in all directions*

It’s not questionable at all, though. This operation has been a resounding success. Ukraine gained hundreds of POWs that can be used to exchange for their own people, they’re digging in and holding land and resources that can later be used during negotiations, and they’ve proven not just once but twice they are capable of sudden surprise attacks that can puncture Russian lines and take huge amounts of territory in a single sweep. That last fact alone will force Russia to recalculate their placements along the front line and move more troops to reinforce perceived weak points, taking focus away from elsewhere.

“war for minor territory movement”

This is a war for Ukraine’s survival. Ukraine doesn’t want Russian territory, they want their own land and people that were taken returned to them.

As long as we can control the bathsalts supply, Floridaman answers to us

Fuck it, *releases Florida-man*

Alright NCD, tell me your noncredible plan to beat Russia