“If you do the thing, we’ll stop supporting you!”

“We’re already doing the thing. We plan to continue.”

“We’re warning you… if you don’t stop doing the thing, we’ll have to… warn you again!”

Sometimes it’s fun to give people a story to tell later. Keep on weirding!

No one will remember them when they’re gone in a few years.

“We understand the workers of this age toiled endlessly to please a thankless god they called the Shareholder”

No

As someone who grew up with one of those texts, the NSFW flag seems perfectly appropriate.

Students in the year 3025: “Why did they publish these horrible things as if they were accomplishments? Were people back then mentally ill?”

Teacher: “Yes, yes they were.”

Are you the patron saint of aneurism posting?

One of my characters I hope to play some day is a half orc hexblade warlock who doesn’t realize he has magic powers or that he made a pact. His “casting” involves yelling intimidatingly and waving his arms, sometimes throwing certain things.

If anyone asks where he got his favorite axe (which is always conveniently “on his back” when he needs it, despite him constantly forgetting it), he’ll explain that he traded part of his shoe for it.

Any party members that try to explain his pact are met with disbelief or confused facial expressions before he inevitably moves on.

I think he’d get Resistance to Poison just for continuity.

You could reward the player by allowing them to find new bodies with different abilities. Later in the game, they could come across a gnomish flying contraption that would grant them a flying speed.

And you know at some point, they could be fighting a stone golem, and the character could deliver the “killing blow” with, “I slam my hat onto the golem and attempt to gain control.”

Mechanically it could work similar to a Warforged character.

Semi-related: I created a gnome subclass in this vein, gnome in a mech. Could be inspiration for anyone wanting to flesh out the mechanics of this.

π guesses

If they had two attacks, I’d probably allow eating dirt as a substitute for a second attack.

When you live that long, you do lots of stuff.

Wait, I’ve seen this one

I brought the paper towels

Ah, I love getting home and taking off my HD render

Israel has made it clear that any ceasefire is one-sided. They have told everyone again and again that they won’t stop. We should probably listen.

A buddy of mine had that. Said one of the options was always COOL BUGS.

My kids enjoy Carl the Collector on PBS. Seems like a pretty authentic portrayal based on my (albeit limited) experience.