Right! She thinks it’s cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I’m “scaring the neighbors”.

My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.

This is pretty much a real life remake of the Good Shepherd (2016), but stupider.

I can believe that Trump let someone paid by Russia into the press briefing room. What I cannot believe is they let someone wearing a beanie in there. Doesn’t he have a suit?

I don’t know. I remember the guy who posted on /b/ after he strangled some poor woman to death, with pics. Pretty sure he was arrested and jailed straight away, but l’ll never forget how surprised he was. “She fought so hard!” was chilling to read.

4chan was a pretty horrific place at times, but the benefit of it was that all the weirdos were there, and everyone could see it. I shudder to think how deep the depravity will go when it’s hidden on a private Discord or something.

Nancy Mace is the bizarro version of Tina Fey.

The brains in Spain drain mainly to the plain.

Around the World in my ass.

I’ve been using a Kensington Expert mouse for years, and it’s great.

I was just about to cough up for a Banana Pi R4, but I might wait for this now.

Couch Fucker: Denmark isn’t doing enough to keep Greenland safe!

Reporter: Safe from who?

Couch Fucker: From us of course!

It’s like they think of they can say whatever they want often enough and enough people will hear it, then suddenly it’s a real fact.

It worked for Trump. Twice!

I think the Harris-Walz campaign was just a touch too genocide-y rather than “safe”