My dad’s friends often claim that’s what destroys restaurants. You can’t even go and get hammered and drive home.

Yeah, not drinking would be pure insanity, i could never. Imagine spending time with friends sober.

It is kinda crazy how different the times were. In the same documentary, they also touched on immigrants and how they also like to hang out in bars. One guy casually said something like: well i some people don’t hate these Spaniards, and some people just want them dead.

I love how in game everyone dislikes molly, but everyone who plays the game would die for that lovable hunk of junk.

And americans will defend it to death

I watched a documentary about “bar culture” in the 60es and 70es where i live. Shit was pretty wild. Dudes talked about going to the bar like people talk about video games these days. “Oh yeah, on a good week i’m here 40 to 48 hours” what doesn your wife think about it? “She’s not excited, but you know…”

I almost didn’t know what to read. Unfortunately there was no subway surfers in the background so i gave up halfway through anyway.

I love how cartoonishly evil, dumb and uncharismatic he is, and americans were like: “let’s see what he has to offer a second time.”

History lesson in the future has to be absolute wild. People will imagine some well spoken George Clooney like person and then they see a video of Krang talking about grabbing pussy.

That’s a weird one, because that also means you have to firmly believe in grey aliens.

I love the art bit of it.

Let’s build this secret underground bunker system that no one can know about. But also, scatter weird art and clues around, in case nicolas cage is visiting

With all the food we throw away now, it’s not a resource peoblem anyway. And that’s too much logic for a Disney movie

Deep Rock galactic has some of my favourite voices and lines in it.

Oh damn, now is the best time to play online games if you’re in the EU region.

McDonald’s is a sit down restaurant

I have a hyper intelligent A.I tracking software to find these swindlers. If you wanna sighn up, it’s only 100 dollars.

Yeah we destroy the planet, but it’s cheaper than not to, and we’re old anyway

It’s gonna be some cheap mcmansion bullshit building that is still eating away billions after it’s completet.

I do know people like that and it’s blowing my mind every single time. They don’t use turn signals if possible, if they do in roundabouts for example, they don’t do it to keep traffic going, they use it on the way out to not get a ticket. Somehow these people never get pulled over or get a fine. I got pulled over randomly and had to take drug tests and whatever. When i asked them why they pulled me over, they just shrugged. My girlfriend who was not a terrible driver, but far from a good one, was once followed by the police for a few kilometres, with the lights on and “pull over” sign and whatever. She just didn’t know, because she hardly ever uses her mirrors, no over the shoulder look etc. when they did finally overtook her and pulled her over, they all just had a good laugh about how bad she was at keeping an eye at her surroundings. I swear if that was me, i would be in jail.

Every time i’m at someone’s house and they use “normal” tv, internet and radio i really do feel like i’m in a black mirror episode. I haven’t seen ads in over 10 years and other people just got slowely used to it. It’s honestly kinda disturbing.

Here is a made up story about how great my child is.

I always found it interesting how they portrayed her in that movie. Her character is made to be the old sweet lady who tells her last nice story. That story was how she hooked up with some guy 50 years ago.

Jesus christ dude, there are Americans here.