starweasel [it/its, comrade/them]

if it makes you feel better, most planes are whirling blade planes, the whirling blades just live inside a nice housing that keeps them safe.

well i mean unless birds or ice get in there in which case they blow up or catch fire or fly out of the housing ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

DA5: You can play an orlesian noble or a tevinter magister (both are human men. the skin tones range from “fresh snow” to “beige”). your morality choices are whether you call elves and/or qunari slurs to their faces or not. You can advocate for tevinter style slavery in orlais and if youre orlesian, you can set up your soapbox on the ashes of the alienage for added effect.

my full legal name is unique for the year and country in which i was born

my occupation is both boring and exciting depending on the time of year and/or time of day/night

my place of residence is a completely normal building that absolutely isnt haunted or cursed