stebo

I also met my wife on an app.

ok so you’re one of those lucky few

if you use these apps as a woman you’d know

i never said any of that

most men then

Let’s be honest, most men that use dating apps are those looking for hookups. So if you’re a woman looking for tge same then go ahead but you’re not gonna find a long term partner there unless if you’re one of the lucky few

or was the fish discovered by a convict surgeon?

americans will use anything but metric

Women🥰🥰

what

I’ve fixed it

can you be my lawyer please

of course not

no because now they have to actually work for it and do chores and stuff

why would a cat lower themselves to the life of a petty human?

ok but like isn’t this a great outcome for the human? that dog has to go to school and pay taxes now. jokes on him

so Asgard and Atlantis are real after all

no apparently the British think he did great

apparently my little cousin would do better than i do

reddit? never heard of her

the part of the orange man is a joke but that sentence is weird, joke or not