Wait, do you get paid immediately? Or do you get paid when your ocean tour concludes on the 1825th day?

Because it would be tedious as fuck to have to still work every day during that time while enduring daily ocean trauma (and potentially have an unrelated accident and subsequently invalidate all my effort up to that point).

Also, like some other people mentioned: is it a random part of the ocean in a survivable area? I imagine this would strictly mean the surface of the ocean wherever you end up. Certain depths would be instant death and I don’t know how the physics work with teleporting from deep ocean back to the surface, but I assume it’s the perfect recipe for spontaneously contracting the bends

Short form videos are fucking digital opium. I hate it. I deliberately do not have instagram/YT/tiktok accounts with the intention of avoiding it, but I have repeatedly found myself watching a short vid sent from a friend before I find myself scrolling and then snapping back to attention, 40+ minutes later, like some Jekyl/Hyde shit. I imagine it’s what having an epileptic seizure is like. I just lose track of time completely and I hate it.

I never agreed with Bradbury about how TV is so bad so forth, but I am with him now. Shit’s addictive

jesus christ, I ate the onion so hard this time. But it doesn’t feel like a relief this time

holy shit, I read that entire first paragraph before I realized I was eating the onion. That was fantastic lol

Thanks, I hate it

Nice, that’s dingo

truly exciting

ah, yes, I’m sure

Neat. I will be maybe be dedicating a TB of storage to this for no particular reason

Is there a way to just download a straight copy of Wikipedia?

Def not asking because I expect every possible thing to go awry and we end up with Big Brother’s version of wiki

Cause fuck’em, that’s why!

Good. Fuck those competitors. I haven’t played a Nintendo game in years that was worth $60. I think Silksong might actually be worth that amount

Isn’t a bullet that killed a fascist inherently anti-fascist? Seems redundant to (allegedly) engrave that in there. Gotta think more object oriented

Heyyy, now I get to enjoy some copium for being such a dinosaur and resisting to use it as often as I can

I have called my garage my car hole for so long that I had to tell my kids to stop calling it that

ah, yes, dependents should fuckin bend the knee like the servants they are /s

Why do you keep saying that? Because they pay me everytime I do.

So it exists! And gosh, it’s been revealed immediately after the visit daddy P didn’t go so well. Curious timing

if we’re all sick with long covid 3.0, we’re easier to subjugate. okeydoke

No, the lesson is not to be filth and blackmail your partner(s).

I sincerely doubt it’s a crime to upload your own nudes to OnlyFans and then tell your abusive ex-partner’s family, “hey, this is a link to the nude pictures your child threatened to post online if I broke up with them”. My grandma has accidentally shared worse things with me than that

I’ve had to write some automations using the Jira Cloud API. holy shit, is this an accurate pyramid