I actually feel a little worse.

I work outside in northeast Ohio. December is still cold.

What a great birthday gift. Rest in piss, bozo.

Yes

I like to subvert expectations by only ever wearing one sock.

Auto glass replacement technician! And as of now, I’m still enjoying more than I’m not.

Zionize?

Surface tension porn

I’m a bit out of the loop with current affairs lately. Can someone provide me with some context?

Give 'em hell, boys.

I finally found a job that doesn’t make me completely miserable and pays fairly well, and it only took me until I was 34.

I’m not capable of providing value to anyone. Not my kids, not my soon-to-be ex wife, not my employer. I’m nothing but a drain on everyone in my life and when I die, I will do it penniless and alone.

I never touch the stuff.