doesn’t matter if you read it or not, it never makes much sense until it does and then you are basically beyond mentioning it in polite conversation

(you know who has read it and who hasn’t after you have read it)

how long ago was “I saw it when I was seven”?

This is that thing, like a old clock. It might be right 2x a day but its still broken for 23 hours and 58 minutes of the day.

time to build a bonfire, throw some mother fuckers on top

time to go super…

Oh it is great when you have 3 boys to do all the labor and pretend you are the master of reality because of how easy you have it with all the reserves of the ship that was sending a bunch of wears between the locations. The plot armor in that story is so lame

ah ok, I was thinking that maybe they didn’t like how relaxed they allowed Allen to play and wanted more discipline or control over his plays and the HC wasn’t doing enough to stop the turnovers.

was McDermott the offensive play caller?

this reminds me of the time I tried to read “Swiss Family Robertson” but jfc its the biggest pile of bullshit you could ever imagine. Its the wet dream of every white man that thinks he know it all and can survive on his own without anything from anyone else…

It soured me to all of these types of stories. I will probably still try and read Robinson Crusoe one day but that era of literature and the stuff that is inspired by it is shit sometimes

mmmm Facsism, feels good right?

FUCK TRUMP and FUCK THE REPUBLICANS THAT ENABLED HIM

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i am pretty normal cis dude but I have had friends and coworkers from all and I mean all flavors of individual.

never had a problem with other people’s lives

be you friend, thank you for being you. you are always welcome to sit with me

funny thing, nobody has ever proven that he’s not a couch fucking hypocrite

they send us these cute charts and stuff about our usage

they show you a “you are using xyz% more then previous year” type stuff

but my wife keeps it and their little bullshit is because they keep changing the rate and then using the new rate against your old usage as comparison. Looks like OMG we used a lot more power then last year! We should consider cutting something out.

But the actual meter reading numbers are almost always the same year after year

who dis? new number

Disclaimer: Not talking about Ctrl + Scroll.

oh…

grampasimpsonleavingafterseeingbart.gif

I kinda want to hear someone pronounce it correctly.

Imagine you a young monk and you finally feel like you have a strong understanding of Latin writing. Your boss hands you a book of Greek philosophy and you get to this part…

wait, did I just go lose my mind?

this is actually happening

my elecric company just raised its rates 13% and forcast rasing 25% next year after

we have a power making dam in town

historically we have had some of the cheapest power in the USA

all of them…

make sure to speak to the manager or other person in charge when you find empty shelves

that will usually get some attention on it, the bread and dairy isles get beat up the most because they are usually only worked once a day unless someone complains (from my experience). The bread isle was my space when I moved on and it was almost impossible to keep filled because a bunch was vendor controlled but I always had store brand or generic stuff to fill the empty spaces before I’d leave for the day

someone was supposed to face it a few times a day but rarely did that happen unless the manager noticed or someone complained

polite customer complaints are powerful motivation in my experience

i worked at a grocery store for a few years, you want to go after 7pm and all your wishes will come true