Thanks mom

Few years ago I was staying in the motel in Florida and had nothing to do. I’m not religious, but for some reason decided to read the Bible that was in the room. As soon as I opened it, right on the first page there was a used condom covered in blood. I’ve never opened a single Bible after that.

Best description. I wish they taught me like that at school

Jesus?

Will I become big and strong?

In thw prison shower

Feeling much better after this

Make it double

Albus Dumbledore likes this

Do you keep your wife in cage? That’s smart.

I guess he forgot to scratch his back as well

Gary’s upside-down

Ouch, it is said than done. In order to be open about your feelings you need someone to be able to listen to you without judgment. Society expects men to be tough and while talking about your feelings you become vulnerable, because you give out some fears and insecurities that can be used against you.

Good, if the person you’re talking to is your understanding family member. Bad, if it’s some shady friend.

Mom please

Boob-less

Someone still have to assemble it.

Bruh

Singing songs and sucking dicks

Always say “thank you” to juicy couchussy.

JD.