Turns out we’re already doing a lot of compression at the file and filesystem level.

The Screen Savers for your education: https://youtu.be/CJh-QhhzTKo

chiral me a river

Since we’re nitpicking the atom thing, also Solomon didn’t split anything. He said cut the baby in half to see the reaction of the women to find out who the true mother was.

If you liked that, you’ll like his “Wat” talk. https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

There’s bound to be a hard drive out there with more knowledge of physics than all of us!

Despite the age, this one also checks out.

The feeling you get when searching your codebase for references to your “uid” variable but this cheeky boy keeps popping up.

Not sure I understand the point of mcfly. zsh and fish have this functionality built in, where pressing Up with a command partially typed will give auto-completions to that partial match.

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People join Lambchop on the second line so presumably those kids are singing about themselves. Or they just didn’t take Lambchop serious and got stuck in the time loop singing to their doom before the regret even had a chance to set in.

Are they making a nest inside a stone??

Are you looking to just replace GH Pages or Github altogether? netlify is a nice step up from GitHub Pages. Once integrated with github or gitlab it will autodeploy changes from whatever branch you tell it. As a bonus, you get preview links on every pull request before merging and rolling out to your live site.

Too busy staring at those special fingers.

I prefer the term slot machine coding because you keep thinking you almost have a jackpot but there’s one lemon in there so you get that rush to keep pulling the lever and expecting different results.

Nah, this guy is clearly riled up about lifetimes.

For brotli compression, first check if nginx/angie has the correct modules (brotli and brotli_static) (nginx -V). If not, you can install it like so: https://www.getpagespeed.com/server-setup/nginx/brotli-static

Then create your brotli bomb by modifying the original author’s fish command: fish zip_bomb.fish | brotli --best > bomb.html.br

Original for those curious: