I got myself a 25 year old, air cooled, bmw r1150gs and I spend any free time I can find hurling myself down atv trails… That’s my Maserati lol

Don’t discount how much happiness you can squeeze out of a 25 year old Lexus for $1500!

Valuable content to find Saddam Hussain, did you even look at the picture??

You don’t spot other Canadians at airports and hostels because you see a Canadian flag… You spot Canadians because of the MEC backpack

Things Americans love

1. Guns
2. Racism
3. Misogyny
4. Religious bigotry and cults/televangelist

I’ve been saying it for months, but fascists are “stupid” for the same reason Nigerian prince emails are always poorly written, and full of spelling and grammar mistakes…

Trump’s tweets make a lot more sense if you view them in this contey

And honestly, that’s the part about trumpism I hate the most. I hate how many of my fellow brothers and sisters around me turned out to be utterly contemptible pieces of shit, just because someone in power told them it was okay to be racist again

Time for a fresh format and reinstall

…Are Nazis terrorists?

Are you really asking if you can run the same grift on the “fell for it, again” crowd a second time?

Comparison is the thief of joy

I’ve often wondered if I would have grown up to be as vehemently atheist if I had grown up in a place without american “christians”

It would be hilarious if america wasn’t fucking stupid enough to fall for it. Every. Damn. Time.

Average life expectancy will plummet further compared to the rest of the modern educated world …

China has a 100 year plan … Trump doesn’t have a plan for the next 100 minutes

I ran steamos for a few months on my gaming PC… You can download the iso and run it on just about any hardware (so long as it’s team red).

Cachyos is better

The immutable nature of steamos made sure i wouldn’t ever be able to fuck it up, but it also means you cant really sudo anything, plus it’s missing basic PC functionality like printer drivers etc.

…why do they need child care if they are not at work?

I mean, fuck trump, and fuck the entire GOP, and fuck America’s neglect of childcare and the inherently misogynistic implications of everything that entails.

But this is like that old joke about the blind firefighters playing golf…

(A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes.” The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf.” The priest said, “Here comes the greenkeeper. Let’s have a word with him.”

The priest said, “Hello George, what’s wrong with the group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?.” The greenkeeper replied, “Oh yes, thats a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year so we always let them play for free at any time.”

The group fell silent for a moment. The priest said, “That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.,” The doctor said, “Good idea. I’m gonna contact my optomologist colleague and see if there’s anything he can do for them.” The engineer said, “Why can’t they play at night?”)

I’ve said this before, but china has a hundred year plan… america has no fucking clue what the plan is for the next 100 minutes

Not the Epstein files tho…

These guys?