This. ‘Gentle hand wash only’ clothes go in the machine. If they can’t go in the machine, let them be ruined.

TIL I should eat beans before a date.

People always say they couldn’t give up a good steak, but we’re mostly not eating steak, we’re eating low quality processed meat and you could swap that with other protein and not notice.

Can we get some more JPEG? I can almost tell what some of the colours are.

Doesn’t have the depth, warmth, or ability to bring joy to others.

My favourite is when they include a screenshot as evidence, and the screenshot clearly disagrees with them. So I get to read back to them the message in their own screenshot.

“Nobody wants to work” always has the unspoken second part, “for what I want to pay.”

Because then they’ll actually need to do recalls instead of just patching issues with an update.

That’s probably only true for USB power supplies - a USB adapter isn’t set up to do anything with voltage and probably just passes the positive and negative pins through.

The VGA adapter feeding power back through USB in the first place, yeah, that’s not supposed to happen.

With USB power delivery, you can get 9V, 12V or higher over USB. Usually the device requests higher voltage from a PD charger, but it’s not impossible for a modern device to be able to cope with just having 12V shoved into it.

Signals aren’t magic, they consist of electrical power. You can get at least a little bit of power from anything that isn’t an optical port.

He’s looking for his balls.

Is this supposed to be some sort of digestion before and after image?

Those people who can’t pay aren’t really worth anything to advertise to, though.

Teaching sand to think was a mistake.

They’re not the sharpest spoon in the drawer.

What, you don’t have to sling yours over one shoulder to keep it out of the way?

This is how it always goes - first you make the best product you can and sell it as cheap as you can to build a customer base, and once you’ve got customers then you squeeze them for as much money as possible.

Their problem at the moment is they’re having trouble actually getting customers on board because the product isn’t very good, so it’s being pushed as hard as possible. Your betters have already decided that this is their next trillion dollar product, why won’t the peasants just obey?!

Okay, but the people playing on 5090s aren’t interested in barely getting 60 fps.

There’s no amount of hardware that shitty software can’t piss down the drain.