Rebekah Jones, a geographer, data scientist, and climate activist, has made a massive, humorous claim about President Donald Trump, and her tweet is going viral on social media.
Posting a possible explanation behind an Oval Office event ending abruptly, she said, in what appeared to be sarcasm, that Trump ‘pooped his pants’.
This says it all
RFK jr: “Here we go again”
Pam Bondi: “That’s some gourmet shit”
To be fair, gourmet anything is impressive for anyone as gormless as Trump
More like a dumpster behind McDonalds in a humid July.
did you ever read the ben rich book
That guy in the middle has an unexplainably awful face.
Did he have too much plastic surgery then fall asleep in front of a fireplace? Was his face carved out of play-doh by a distracted child? Is he preparing to molt? Did he look into the ark of the covenant and survive?
I watched the video a few times but kept getting distracted from an actual president shitting himself on the job by how terrible that guy’s face is.
It’s the lovechild of bill nye and the goblin banker form harry potter
I mean it looks like he had a donor face replace his original one and it doesn’t quite fit. Its possible he’s just a cthulu-esque face stealing monster though, in which case this is just his latest victim’s face.
Yeah i would be more surprised if there wasn’t a cthulu-esque face stealing monster in the regime.
Skin suit
Bondi looks like she is enjoying it. Maybe she’s just used to it by now
“Pam, you’ve got some shit on your nose.”
The pants Biden left me were the worse pants of all time. Today I found Biden’s shit in them. Can you believe that? Biden had shit in my pants.
God damn Donnie! I can’t believe Biden shit in your pants!
The far left can’t keep getting away with this!
Back in the day, hearing conspiracies about groups of elites raping children was something I considered to be a little bit exaggerated, like yea, I’m sure it happens but I refused to believe its that bad. Now we are in 2026, they dismembered babies on that island, raped children together with the president of USA… and then the president shits himself on live TV. It’s not even the first time when it happens to him. We really came a long way since covid and it keeps on going.
Dismembered? I believe it…but goddamn… I gotta ask, where did you hear about that? I get so overwhelmed with it all I have to take breaks and not constantly keep up with it all.
Allegedly it is a note from the files they released from one of the visitors on the island.
Remember when the most embarassing stuff politicians did was spell potato wrong or yell enthusiastically? Those were the days.
That tan suit though.
Does anyone have a video mash up of them talking about the tan suit?
Fuckin’ magnificent. 👌
Ah yes, the shart of the deal
There are several instances where it looks like he has shat his pants, one The Apprentice contestant claimed he’s been incontinent since the 90s
Bubba really did a number on him
Here is a video: “Clips from The Hole interview with Noel Casler, who worked with Trump on beauty pageants and Celebrity Apprentice.”
I don’t know if this is true, but Trump is extremely sue-happy and I can’t imagine a world where he wouldn’t have sued people for this, if it wasn’t true.
Yeah discovery wouldn’t be kind in that instance
JOE BIDEN SHIT MY PANTS AGAIN!
Thanks, Obama, for your attention in this matter!
— DJT, President (of the United States (of America))
It was the very best poo! The finest feces! A bigly, perfect, presidential shit! In fact, many men, many big tough men, have said to Dear Leader, they say while literally crying, they say “Sir, Sir! Please drop your drawers, so we might smell that gorgeous, manly doody!” Joe Shmo can’t afford this crap, believe me.
Dude blew out his diaper on live tv lmao
About 33 seconds into the clip there is a squelching fart noise. It aligns with the lady in green’s quickly-stifled horrified reaction. The fart noise had a wet component to the sound, as if liquid was oozing out in addition to gas. It’s quite probable that he ended the meeting because he gave himself a mud ring and had to go wipe it and change his diaper.
You think he changes his own diaper?
That’s why Stephen Miller is there.
What an unspeakable horror I hadn’t considered.
I used to work in skilled nursing and the number of people who think they shouldn’t have to touch their own butt again because they have a mildly inconvenient injury is astounding.
“That’s gonna itch when it dries.”
🤢 🤮
Catherine O Hara died in her 70s last week
Why God. Why just fucking WHY
those demons consuming the souls of innocents were on to something
you sound like a disgruntled pelican.
Ethically best distraction from the list thus far.
You know, more MAGAts would drop Trump if videos of him soiling himself got released (together with statements of some GOP higher-ups about how disgusting he is and how often it happens), than videos of him raping children.
Nah, they’d Billy Madison it and all start pooping
Atp I kinda want to try just because their reaction will be hilarious either way. Just troll em fuck it
Don’t give it any ideas.
You know its true from the way they clear the room.
Not the first President to do this.
“Ask not what your country can poo for you, but what you can poo for your country”.
“We chose to go to the toilet. We choose to go to the toilet in this decade and do the other things not because shits are easy, but because they are hard.”
not because shits are easy, but because they are hard
Eat more fiber and drink more water.
Holy shit you can see RFK peek over to look into Cheetos chair. Haha
