Wtf is piefed? I mean, I’m searching for it now, I’ve just never heard of it.

“That’s gonna itch when it dries.”

Well, he/she is not wrong.

I’m still laughing

“It’s just crazy enough to work!”

Sadly, it did.

Added to wishlist

gross.

Or how absolutely batshit this timeline is

Is this satire? Please tell me this is satire. I just can’t tell anymore!

Hopefully it maxes out your CPU and memory for no reason.

Fuck. Probably true.

That’s the only way we would get a woman president.

This is the kind of thinking that got us here.

I remember him getting really mad about his plane being tracked. Didn’t know it was on Twitter.

I guess we already filled up all of the for profit prisons in The Land of the Free.

Our food is garbage. It’s all engineered to be fast growing, so it has no time to develop flavor and take up natural nutrients. The result is flavorless, empty food.

From what I’ve read, this is kinda how he ran off the founders of Tesla.