About 0:35 seconds in
President Shidass reporting for doodie
Everyone else in that meeting is going to be saying "No, I am Shartacus* by the end of the news cycle.
No, I am Shartacus
been laughing to myself off 'n on about this for six hours, now
“Excuse Mr. President, did you just shit your pants and fill your diaper with doo doo shit?”

The Emperor Has No Shit In His Clothes
edit: At 50 seconds in, the woman behind him has a specific code for him shitting himself which seems to be scratching her nose. She does it in a natural-looking way, then stares at someone off camera and does it in a very exaggerated obvious way. That’s the exact moment a handler rushes in to block the camera view of him.
might I propose:
:codeword::thought-about-it:
yknow I dread the answer but, is there a chance that this a common occurrence in the White House with him? Because damn
It’s probably been a regular occurrence in the white house for at least the last 10 years
I know it’s happened a few times and that he’s worn diapers for like a decade, but haven’t watched that footage recently and don’t know that this signal wasn’t created in response to those incidents. It seems so obvious in this incident that I’m almost positive it was established with her and the press wrangler at some point beforehand.
Good catch, I wonder if we can find other times this signal was used last year
Is this your king, edgelords?
Watch dems go for the triple and fuck up 2028 somehow.
Kamala going in Rambo style on a refugee camp on poor families thinking if she takes down tons of brown families she’ll sway Republican voters
Trump (Vance?) still tries to outdo her by eating a literal muslim child on camera
2024 repeats in 2028 and libs still blame the rest of us for not voting Kamala so they could be out to brunch (while she continues to kill poor brown families)
Kamala runs as the candidate but quits in the last 2 months and they bring in Biden again.
Is this your king, edgelords?
Gotta approach it as Trump is a blank slate to project whatever strongman shit you want onto him. It’s how we get boomers photoshopping his head on Rambo’s body. The whole thing falls apart when the slate is taken away and the subject of Trump, an 80 year old new york billionaire pedophile who wears a diaper because he’s incontinent, is aired out in the stark light of reality.
Dems have already proven themselves capable of losing to Trump twice, they’ll find a way to do it again after he’s dead.
Shart of the Deal
It’s actually real, wow. You can hear it too, quite loud. Wtf
And they say the US doesn’t have hypersonic missile technology.
Advanced bio-active payloads. Geneva-convention-violating type stuff.
I cannot hear it.
Around 34 seconds in you can hear it if you turn the volume up (sounds like a fart/squeak), the lady in the green blouse looks directly at Trump right afterwards. It’s relatively loud if you consider that it got picked up by a microphone in the room.
the epstein files are a distraction from his pants shitting
My shit-smeared pants have a lot of people asking questions already answered by my pantsHyperbrandonization
Nothing says white pride like a geriatric shitting himself.
True.
Gdamn how fucking loud was the sharting if the mics caught wind of it
It didn’t seem that loud to me but I am on my phone. I barely heard a fart with my volume up though
Yeah it sounded like he was trying to keep it from happening and just failing
I wish the toot was louder so I could sample it and invent CrapCore
It’s been done. https://youtu.be/H16V5dgQFr8?list=RDH16V5dgQFr8

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
He did it to show solidarity with Kaitlin Bennet aka Gun Girl. A real act of leadership.
that photo is haunting me to this day
sooooo much doodoo
a truly shocking amount
#doitforstate

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