Naa:

Witnesses report his sleeve falling into his soup.

I lost it at the duo “rescuing Joan of Arc from being burnt at the stake only to heave her back into the blaze upon learning she was 19”.

defecations

No shit?

I can’t find any mainstream news articles explaining the proclamation. Trump didn’t even post about it on truthsocial.

We thank them for their inattention to this matter!

Line go down.

I honestly thought this was real and was hoping to find some I Think You Should Leave edits, but alas, it’s a remix of the “Cuomo threatens to move to Florida” article.

FX-hulu show that is mostly about alcoholism

FX’s 9/11 show was mostly about alcoholism

If he loses I hope he goes on a “My only mistake was to apologize” arc.

It’s :pete:'s turn

Has anyone been following the Atlanta mayoral race? Are any of Dickens’s opponents against Cop City in a way that might be real?

Edit - I guess a good reason for not having seen anything about this race is that he’s not being seriously challenged.

Spanberger wins in Virginia - finally, the state’s vibrant spy community has a CIA agent as governor.

The Virginia attorney general race could be funny. If the Democrat wins the discourse will be . All shitposters should unite to say that Fedtexting has a mandate now.

In August 2022, Jones wrote about shooting then-Virginia House Speaker Todd Gilbert in text messages he sent to Republican state Del. Carrie Coyner. The texts, which were first reported by National Review and subsequently viewed by The Washington Post, have not independently been confirmed by POLITICO, but Jones has not questioned their veracity and has publicly apologized for them.

“Three people, two bullets. Gilbert, hitler, and pol pot,” Jones wrote. “Gilbert gets two bullets to the head.”

"Jay,” Coyner responded. “Please stop.”

And beyond! I grew up around libertarians who thought that Lincoln’s suspension of habeas corpus was the real crime.

The old joke of “The South never surrendered! That scoundrel Grant stole his sword and Lee was too much of a gentleman to ask for it back!” isn’t officially taken literally but, well, Stone Mountain still has that relief sculpture.

‘Bluey’ Praised For Tackling Difficult Subject Of Walking In On Parents During Their Scheduled Weekly Sex

NEW YORK—Earning widespread praise from adult viewers, a new episode of the animated children’s TV series Bluey tackled the difficult subject of walking in on your parents during their scheduled weekly sex, sources confirmed Monday. “We watch Bluey every week as a family, and I tell you, when Bandit sat Bluey down to explain to her that what she saw was just him and Mum doing something the therapist made them promise they’d do every Sunday night at precisely 7:30 p.m., I teared up,” said 39-year-old father Sean Fraser, who called the episode in which the 7-year-old blue heeler puppy walks into her parent’s bedroom and watches them engage in sexual intercourse for a full four seconds before they realize she is present “one of the best episodes of children’s TV, or any TV” he had seen in his life. “There’s not a single other children’s show on the air like that. Peppa Pig wouldn’t dare. My wife and I just felt so seen. Our son did, too.” Fraser added that for his own parenting he planned to borrow the episode’s idea for a game called “Six Hundred,” in which Bluey goes to her room and counts slowly to 600 every Sunday night at 7:30 p.m.

Lost Cause-level hagiography, good lord. “A consummate Virginian, Robert E. Lee was an architect and executor of President Davis’s major initiatives: deploying military power to advance the cause of states’ rights, championing plantation ownership at home, and strengthening the powers of a noble aristocracy that, as both men saw it, had been unjustifiably restrained by Congress and the North in the aftermath of an election won by busybodies and meddlers who wanted to interfere with Southern landowners’ god-given rights.”

Kim Kelly had a labor column with them, too. I’ve been reminded of this quote recently:

“A friend once put it to me very succinctly: ‘A building trades guy is someone who will look you in the eye, shake your hand, call you a brother, and build you a concentration camp if you asked him to,’” says one former researcher for the United Brotherhood of Carpenters. “Solidarity meant being in a fight until our union got an agreement to build that new condo complex or prison.”

More like Graham Palantir

“We have a consistently pro-Western view that the West has a superior way of living and organizing itself, especially if we live up to our aspirations,” Mr. Karp said. “It’s interesting how radical that is, considering it’s not, in my view, that radical.”