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No no no, this is hilarious
After you open the drawer to pick up the utensils, you notice the knob getting looser than before.
[ignore it for one more day]
[fix it today -2 energy -15min]We could have had a wholesome game, and you had to go make it a soulslike.
While looking for a screwdriver in the garage you notice that the light is not working.
No, no, you can’t do something like this. This is a normal game for normal people, you can’t hide an ADHD simulator in there.
Anyway, here’s that one clip from Malcolm in the Middle of Hal fixing a lightbulb
This turns into a Petterson and Findus routine, haha
Oh no! After trying for 30 min, looks like you need a new knob after all!
[go to hardware store −30 min −$8]
[use the cap of a recently emptied detergent bottle]
[accept that you need to open it with a pair of pliers now]That’s how you end up with a pair of “drawer pliers” that are a special entity not to be moved - use another pair of pliers if you need them somewhere else!
Pliers it is, then.
You’ve been successfully using pliers to pull the drawer open by the missing knob’s screw.
Uh-oh! You left the drawer ajar in a pinch, forgot about it, and then caught your favorite sweatpants on the screw, making an ugly hole! And you don’t have gray thread to match!
[go buy new sweatpants - 12$ - 25 minutes]
[go buy matching gray thread - 1.30$ - 1h]
[use a different thread - 8 minutes]
[continue with the hole in your sweatpants]
[tape a brick onto the hole to cover it up - 3 minutes]
use fingernail to tighten
You notice your fingernails are getting long:
Bite nails
Cut nails
Ignore nails
i have been exhaling through my nose for 3 minutes now, this is very funny.
like really, wow… like - the idea of just nothing of note happening in a visual novel… thats good.
not even like - going into the whole the world is awful and boring angle, but just genuinely being about completely normal people going to work, sometimes going out to some restaurant and maybe some other time reading a book-…
like - unrealistically normal, u kno?
this is genuinely the funniest thing i have seen in multiple months
Conspicuously mundane life as a new genre of psychological thriller
Or just mundane as an isekai for people lacking such normalcy around them.
Reverse Isekai! A battle hardened warrior wakes up to find himself in the suburbs of Columbus, Ohio. He quickly learns that the skills of an adventurer don’t translate into a profession so easily here and tries to make the best of this new life.
Hiro Protagonist, slayer of the Demon King, savior of Kvatch, rescuer of princess What’s her Name.
Depending on their fighting skills, they could have a relatively easy time as martial arts teachers (martial art = anything fighting related). Their troubles would arise from the whole “why does society work like this?”
Back in the day of DOS and such, there were multiple ‘economic simulator’ games about the daily loop of a typical abstract worker. With the actions like ‘go to work’, ‘pay rent’, ‘go see a movie’, etc. With the management of money, hunger, and boredom, and usually with a prospect of getting a better apartment and a better-paying job. These games were very simple, but surprisingly widespread.
Isn’t this basically The SIMS?
Kinda, but much simplified so you could run it on a glorified calculator. See e.g. ‘Dope Wars’, which was ported to actual TI-82.
If someone made this I bet it would do okay. Like a tiny bit viral. Not like ddlc but like a popular joke title amongst vn fans. Maybe class of 09 level
The KFC dating sim was great. This would also be great, for completely opposite and equally wonderful reasons.
[Go ahead and have another slice of cheese]
[Yes please]
takes a slice of chese and places it on the bread on my plateomg I haven’t had a wild smorty sighting in a while - glad you’re still around 💖
[Would you like to join us at the dinner table? We have potato salad! Would you like some?]
aw, thanks for inviting me - I would love some potato salad! 😊
I kinda like the 1990’s video point and click vibe.
is the visual novel for normal people or about normal people?
also… why is it meaningless?
Because to your average white person the answer to the question should I make some potato salad is “always”
yea, i like potato salad.
… its not really salad, but— its fine.
its certainly not zaziki or whatever.,., but its potato
Who are visual novels normally for, and why is it so funny if they’re for normal people? Genuinely have no idea.
Note, however, that the genre has some outstanding games like the ‘Ace Attorney’ series, and sometimes intersects with other genres like adventure games. This dates back to the eighties, with ‘The Portopia Serial Murder Case’ and ‘Snatcher’, for example.
It’s also rather similar to the Western genre of ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ RPG books.
My impression is that 99.999% of visual novels are dating simulators for teenagers. Basically the same audience as all the teenage ‘school life’/romance anime, and equally produced in bafflingly huge quantities.
I mean, there is also an entire subgenre of smutty visual novels.
I fail to see much of a difference, frankly. Perhaps only that most teenage manga/anime stop right at the boundary of smut, leaving much to the reader/viewer’s imagination, or alternatively leave a lot of people blue-balled.
I mean more that the smutty ones probably have a wider audience.
Since when “normal” = “boring”?
Since always. normal = standard = predictable = boring Q.E.D.
this is hilarious.
like wow, genuinely.
its like salamander county but… not interesting… which makes it incredibly funny >//v//<
like gosh, how is this not a thing yet? this is an amazing idea!
(highly recommend salamander county btw, u can also just watch a playthrough, thats enoguh to “experience” it. its a shorter game)
The awful JPG artifact around the old man’s transparency is the cherry
enoguh
😩
