Seagal is the embodiment of american style chinese food, a blend of a bunch of different east and south asian styles with a dash of orientalism for flair to appeal to boomers. Hence he’s a white guy who practices akido and wears chinese clothes and carries a katana.
Also a sex pest
Yep, killed a dog too raiding someone’s house for a drug bust.
I didn’t know he was a “bounty hunter(?)”
He is or was a cop, idk the lore about it though but he had a tv show and everything.
I didn’t think they’d actually let him be a cop
lol
lmao
He’s also a Buddhist who’s supposedly a reincarnated lama, further filling out that ”white person orientalism” bingo card.
I think his picture is in the dictionary next to “cultural appropriation.”
Also the time he did a reggae song with a fake Jamaican accent
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
No there needs to be the big yellow patch.
Look at these big ol’ Melons you can call me Steven Se-Gal.
watermelon is one of the worst fruit imo, takes so much water to grow and tastes so… watery
my guy looks like he went bobbing for apples in a tub of glue and pubes










