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dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago

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Are they ripe yet?

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dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Seagal is the embodiment of american style chinese food, a blend of a bunch of different east and south asian styles with a dash of orientalism for flair to appeal to boomers. Hence he’s a white guy who practices akido and wears chinese clothes and carries a katana.

    • dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Also a sex pest

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        Yep, killed a dog too raiding someone’s house for a drug bust.

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          I didn’t know he was a “bounty hunter(?)”

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            He is or was a cop, idk the lore about it though but he had a tv show and everything.

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              I didn’t think they’d actually let him be a cop

              lol

              lmao

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      He’s also a Buddhist who’s supposedly a reincarnated lama, further filling out that ”white person orientalism” bingo card.

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      I think his picture is in the dictionary next to “cultural appropriation.”

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      Also the time he did a reggae song with a fake Jamaican accent

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc

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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video

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