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MHLoppy@fedia.io to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

Anti-vaxxer finally gets shot

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Anti-vaxxer finally gets shot

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MHLoppy@fedia.io to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.


Context: https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/charlie-kirk-shot-utah-turning-point-usa/

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  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week

    😙🤌

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      Hahahhahaha!!!

    • mathemachristian [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      And then put out a tweet saying “We must continue his work”…

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    Holy fuck, now that is a headline.

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      Glad to see legitimate journalism is still alive.

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    Some gun deaths are worth it in order to have Second Amendment

    - Charlie Kirk

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    It looks like they’ve unlisted (edit: now deleted) both this and Incompetent assassin misses largest head on planet - I’d guess because he died (whereas at time of publication it was “just” him being shot) and hey, fair enough I guess.

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      https://web.archive.org/web/20250910200814/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/incompetent-assassin-misses-largest-head-on-planet/

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    I’m glad I found out about this from something with the same level of sympathy as I have towards this.

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      “I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage” - Charlie Kirk

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        October 12th, 2022 - The Charlie Kirk Show

        In case you were wondering if he said that

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    At the time I write this, it has been confirmed that he’s now fully immunized against all disease.

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      He was acting a bit weird right after though, do you think he may have gotten autism from all the lead in his shot?

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    Perfection.

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    This is so good

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    Anti-vaxxer

    gets shot

    Ahhh, there it is.

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      Yeah that was the joke lol

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    404: Page Not Found

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      https://web.archive.org/web/20250910200125/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/anti-vaxxer-finally-gets-shot/

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        Oh yeah. Thanks! My only excuse is it’s 6am here.

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          Anytime!

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    Cured his terminal infection of scumbagidus

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    Beautiful poetry.

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