I’ve had biryani countless times but never thought about eating it with my hands. As today would have been Charlie’s 32nd birthday, I decided to put my judgement about him aside and see if I could eat one portion without scratching my anus, something that Charlie thought the average person does constantly.
Mine might be unusually insensitive, but I didn’t have to scratch once. I may be getting overconfident, but I’m fairly certain I may go the whole week or even the entire month without needing to scratch it.
So farewell Charlie Kirk. I will remember you on this day even though you could clearly never remember to wipe.
Edit: It seems that the image of Charlie Kirk’s tweet was actually fake, so I’m going to have to admit that I should have checked first. But I still managed to have some biryani, so I won anyway.
Edit 2: I decided to check if CK ever commented on Mamdani’s biryani video, and wasn’t surprised to find a video of him being racist about it. He called eating without utensils “unclean”, which suggests he doesn’t wash his hands. https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1128637712625322&id=100064373126203
Gonna be honest, I wouldn’t even entertain the argument; it’s a childish argument for childish people. People struggling to pay rent and struggling to feed their families have very real problems and don’t have the luxury of being childish.
“Oh why did you vote for Cuomo? Aren’t you having problem buying food and paying rent?”
“Zohran eats with his hands and if we truly believe Western culture is best we have to stand by it!”
Racism is weaponized childishness, and there’s a reason you don’t give children a gun
Sure, but it’s also an excuse to get some biryani.
I also live in Tommy Robinson’s hometown, and I’m sure he deeply resents people supporting local South Asians.
it’s easy to not scratch if you have a bidet. get one and never look back!
It’s traditional for many South Asian dishes to be eaten by hand, and I completely respect that. It’s something I’ve tried a few times, but it’s not something that always comes naturally if you’re not used to it (I forgot to keep one hand clean the first time I tried banana leaf rice, so it ended up very messy.)
Having now tried it, I was quite surprised how natural it feels to eat it this way. I generally don’t like getting my fingers sticky, but it didn’t feel unpleasant in the way eating chicken wings would. I’d probably eat it this way next time I eat biryani with meat on the bone, because removing the meat by hand is so much easier.
South Asian
I am forever changed by Grok, I read this as “South African” and was quite confused
if you have to scratch your asshole, its because your asshole is dirty. you have not cleaned it well.
i have had to explain this to far too many adults
Wiping is woke.
bidets are better anyway
Socialism is when bum wipe does stuff. And the more bum it wipes, the more socialist it is. And if a bidet cleans out a whole lot of stuff, well that’s communism.
‘Might go the whole month without’ lol you wish buddy.
You WILL be scratching your anoos. Dont be so cocky so as to think you won’t be scratching your anooos. If you don’t scratch your anoooos it will only become someone else’s problem.
Never expected you all to side with Charlie Kirk. It appears that horseshoe theory is true when it comes to itchy assholes.
Maybe you just scratch it in your sleep when you’re unaware.
No. I’m part of the nefarious mob pushing the gay agenda (wiping).
I’m gonna need some context for this because
???There was a video of Mamdani eating biryani (the traditional way) with his hands, and there were images of a tweet from Charlie that said it was " unbelievably disgusting" because he doubted that Mamdani has to “scratch his anus any less than the rest of us.”
Looking into it further, it actually appears that the image was fake, but an excuse to eat biryani is an excuse to eat biryani.
Skill issue on Kirk’s part, everyone knows you use the left hand for wiping and the right hand for eating anyway.
I want to believe that Charlier Kirk, who is definitely still alive and faked his own death, had pinworms or something
Please don’t eat animals.
Is this one of those things where he was bad at wiping because if you try too hard to touch your own butthole, it makes you gay?
I don’t think so. I think he wanted to finger his asshole, and poor hygiene was a convenient excuse. Remember that this is the guy whose memorial service caused a Grindr outage.
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I have no idea what’s happening here and I’m kinda grateful for it
who cares if it’s fake, most traditions are fake.
He did actually film a video being racist about it, so the basic sentiment was there.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1128637712625322&id=100064373126203
