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A Twitter post from Matt @mattxiv with a text that reads “sometimes when i’m bored i wander into the weird parts of etsy to see what straight people are up to.” The picture below shows a hand holding a keychain with a penis-shaped cutout that says “Thanks for not pulling out!” There are 3 sperm-shaped cutouts attached with the names Ryver, Brynlee, and Emersyn.


This is such a common trope and I hate it so fucking much
🎶 every sperm is sacred 🎶
Knowledge of sperm teamwork is a threat to individualism.
I’m confused. Are you saying multiple sperm fertilize an egg? Or are you just upset that the egg is left out of the equation?
The latter. A sperm only provides 50% of the genetic information