Don’t your hands have 4 fingers and 1 thump?

I love that the bear also uses a cup and napkin 😂

Touché

The whole Mass Effect series

That top photo on the wiki reminds me of hypnotoad from Futurama 👀

I don’t have any personal advice to offer but I have a consumer reports subscription so I pasted your message into the CR apps chat feature in case it might help you; here’s the response:

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Need a link for this genius already

When I see this comic I see this, even though I know it’s a stretch:

I guess I’ve seen too many loss memes

Whoosh

Is this loss?

Why? Shouldn’t they be standing upright in the corner of whatever room one enters when they come through your front door??

Yeah that’s fair. I’ve been through the ACLU de-escalation training and stuff and won’t actively start violence at a peaceful protest or anything, but if I get targeted because of said protesting and end up being targeted by ice (I’m a green card holder, not a citizen) then I’ll go down fighting for sure

How can I get on it?

I assume keeping my phone on while protesting at the next No Kings priest will help, as will posting “fuck you, rapist pedophile corrupt asshole felon Trump” here…

But how can I be sure? 👀

I’m ready to fight but don’t really know where to direct my anger

Do it!!

Hell yeah, good people! Hope none of them get prosecuted for this

What dark corners of the internet do you frequent? 😟

Yes 🫣

Did that, the picture is still blurred

May I ask what country?

I’ve seen jack-o’-lanterns in the UK, US, Germany and France, but I haven’t travelled to most of the world and it’s hard to get reliable info about what holidays are celebrated in different countries and how people decorate

Huh, translate what? I’m confused