It’s especially funny coming from the people who worship the ugliest sack of shit I’ve ever had the misfortune to witness.
“There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.” - Galatians 3:28
Jesus was not a fucking white nationalist nazi chud from Texas, these ghouls need to be exorcised. 😭😭😭😭😭
nor is there male and female
Jesus was woke
Let not the foreigner who has joined himself to the Lord say, “The Lord will surely separate me from his people”; and let not the eunuch say, “Behold, I am a dry tree.” 4 For thus says the Lord: “To the eunuchs who keep my Sabbaths, who choose the things that please me and hold fast my covenant, 5 I will give in my house and within my walls a monument and a name better than sons and daughters; I will give them an everlasting name that shall not be cut offBible says getting sterilized makes you better than other people, trans people stay winning
Cite the verse please?
Isaiah 56:3-5
You have plans or just getting ammo in case of argument ? (In both case tell the story if/when you use it :) )
¿Porque no dos? My faith is not exclusive of my transness, it’s actually a part of it.
Ho sorry, I assumed that you didn’t believe in a god. 100% on me I shouldn’t assume things.
Oh, you’re good lol. Chud Christian cultists think I’m some sort of demon or a lost soul.
It’s also pretty accepted among modern scholarship that during this time period willing eunuchs were essentially trans women, many prominent ones referred to themselves in the feminine and wore feminine clothes. Especially in the levantine context of the bible. See the galli of Rome, and the related Roman Emperor Elagabalus who is often considered a trans woman. She was from Syria, which Romans considered effeminate due to the prominence of ‘eunuchs’ in their temples, and Elagabalus was a high level religious figure in pagan Syrian religion.
Obviously the Romans saw feminity as weak and lesser, and would castrate enemies in order to essentially force them to be socially “trans”. It’s possible that Elagabalus was being smeared by political enemies as trans and too effeminate, but this essentially validates the theory that eunuchs were likely mostly trans women during this timespan. Plus, it just makes sense in lieu of hrt trans women would pursue castration.
Because eunuchs couldn’t have children, they were often considered more holy in religions of this region largely because they didn’t have any attachments to feudal and prefeudal relations, which allowed them to be impartial observers and advisors. This carried on into the middle ages, though the way eunuchs operated and were perceived changed dramatically as Europe christianized. They were generally respected by kings and queens and were given extensive education in most societies of this time period, so it’s likely any literate scribe would know a eunuch if they weren’t one themselves.
nah that’s one of Paul’s alleged letters
Oh, I didnt pay attention in bible study but I do remember that Paul was TRANS. He used to be SAUL, BIBLE IS WOKE 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️😤😤😤😤
Don’t repeat Paul’s deadname, it’s disrespectful!
youre right, I’m sorry
Incredible new developments in chud discourse
Final chance: Jesus called a Canaanite woman a racial slur (dog)
Lmao this guy thinks he can dictate where the “final chance” is for other peoples’ redemption
The fact that this guy hasn’t been slam dunked straight into hell yet is proof nothing resembling his god exists
protestant christianity doesn’t give a shit about how you lived as long as you say the magic words just before you die so this is an even funnier threat
That’s Catholicism with its sacrament of confession (penance and reconciliation). Also there is the Anointing of the sick for those who are about to die, sometimes it can substitute the other sacrament if the person is unable to perform it.
Protestants believe in predestinaton, is up to God if you go to heaven or not. You could behave as a “good christian” all your life and still not be saved.
There are different traditions inside Protestantism, like Calvinism and its double predestination. Or Lutherans, Methodists, etc. All with similar variations of the same concept.
I don’t know where amerikkkan televangelism fits here. My personal guess is straight to hell.
Mmm I think it’s a little more granular than that. Baptists believe anyone who has faith in Christ and seeks his forgiveness will go to heaven.
Yes, many branches reject deterministic predetermination and put more emphasis in free will.
Catholicism, compared to protestantism, does have as doctrine that what you do affects your redemption, whereas protestants have a personal and direct connection to Jesus. So I think the other poster was correct, in a way, although I think this doesn’t contradict what you are saying either. Mainstream catholics kind of believe that you can’t know who god chooses to go to heaven or why, so based on the doctrines of mercy, forgiveness, and grace, then probably everybody goes to heaven. This contradicts Opus Dei weirdos and tradcaths, who adhere to pre Vatican ii doctrine.
They believe they can dictate this, because their heart believes that they themselves are God, though they don’t ever admit it to themselves.
I love how these guys will always talk about how they will make god punish people for disagreeing with them. Pretty sure nothing got the big guy upstairs madder in the bible than when people started ordering him around and making demands of him.
Counterpoint: have you ever considered that my dad could beat your dad up? (/s)
don’t be a kid and make fun of some guy for being bald
I think that one was just coincidence. God had just installed his “summon the bears” button and was just looking for any excuse to try it out.
when all you have is bears every problem looks like delicious honey
all you have is bears
What are we? Some kind of…Hex bear?
Like unironically it is why I don’t think if God is real, they’d be offended by “sky wizard” jokes. Because clearly they don’t worship an enlightened being, they worship themselves.
Young men are aspiring to be the neighborhood shut-in Jesus freak who yells at the kids walking by they’re doomed to hell.
Bring back the Reddit atheists! Bring back the Reddit atheists!
I’m going to become Sam Harris but I never sell out to the normies.
They were terrible, they were the foundation for the alt right
Jokes on him. Wasn’t a slur. Jesus was referring to the dog people who were then genocided by the christians. St Christopher’s original appearance was literally a dog person before the dog people were whitewashed from history.
I think China has the right idea making missionary activity is illegal, but they didn’t go far enough. We must make converting to Christianity illegal itself. At least if you’re an edgy white dude and likely former reddit atheist.
making missionary activity is illegal
There is a nonzero chance both of these people are piping the other’s response into an LLM which just adds to the fun and layers of slop
These shitposts aren’t wordy enoguh for that.
“Oooooh! You’re making the wicked witch mad! I cast a spell on thee!”
These losers wouldn’t have lasted ten seconds on the late 2000s internet.
I have seen worse trolling.
thanks for self-reporting corey, now get in the
these people are porn supremacists
So….is he saying incels and white supremacists are evil? Because his side hardly is the side of supermodels.
CHUDs know they’re dumbasses so of course they’re stupid enough to think they’re all sex gods to compensate like IRL is an RPG.
fix him to a stake and see if his god will protect his beauty from the flame.
If you can afford plastic surgery, God loves you more.
Calvinists think this unironically
If it happened, god made it so. Black people are discriminated against because god, not White racists.
This sort of thing is why I have long considered being called “Satanic” or “Demonic” a compliment. It seems to me that Satan and demons hold claim to everything good in the world.
As long as you arent being a Satan Guy. That’s either Ayn Rand with occultism or high level Edgelordism. But yeah, generally speaking things associated wirh Satan have historically been proven to be rad as hell
i’ll take edgelords over christians
Eh, it depends on the organization. Satanic Temple are pretty good, if a bit lib.
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Racism aside: That girl looks 14. He could’ve picked Sabrina Carpenter, Sydney Sweeney, Taylor Swift, Cameron Diaz, Marilyn Monroe. There are more than enough beautiful blonde white women. Why do these chuds always pick teenagers? What is actually wrong with these freaks?
I was thinking that she looks AI generated but then I realized that we were just saying the same thing in different ways.
What is actually wrong with these freaks?
They view women as an object to own and control, whose value is based entirely on their physical features. A 14 year old will acquiesce to her creepy pedo boyfriend’s wishes, granny on the right doesn’t have time for his bullshit.
What is actually wrong with these freaks?
Ackshually it’s called ebebopedophilia
It’s because they’re racist pedophiles who can’t see beauty beyond what makes their dicks go boing.
That girl looks 14
Just the way he likes them. 🤢
Lady on the right looks chill though, like if you caught her on a break she’d have some stories she’d love to tell you. Something beautifully human about how oral traditions never truly go away.
Why do these chuds always pick teenagers?
Take a guess
So if you have a horrifying accident and your face is disfigured, you can become morally lesser?
C’mere, I got a thing I wanna say
He probably thinks it only applies to women.
When me pp get hard you get into heaven, I don’t make the rules.
And lo, passing through the city of Dis, between the fifth and sixth circles of Hell, there alongside the road I saw the Ragebaiters, in arenas filled with their own tweets, which blocked their visibility which they ever craved, panting and parched from the closeness of all their hottest takes, encircled in a solitude they could not break out of.
What’s the city of Dis?
spoiler
I’m teeing ts up for you let’s see that alley-oop.
If I had to bet my life on one of these women to be able to teach me how to survive in their environment and advise me on how to raise a family, I don’t even need to say which one I’d pick.
