Aren’t eBikes like eBikes for your feet?
No, they are for your ass
Interesting! I want a fall damage reduction boot, just like Portal.
Cyberpunk double jump
Taking bets on when they shut the servers down and brick all the units!
My money is on 3 years tops!
They’ll probably just force you to use an app that gets removed from the app stores when the next breaking OS change hits.
Whoa! It’s the wrong trousers, Gromit, and they’ve gone wrong! Stop them, Gromit, stop them! Help me! G-Gromit! The wrong trousers have gone haywire! Get me out! HE-E-ELP!
If they’re not motorized Heelies, they can fuck off.
What could possibly go wrong…
I could hack your shoes with my Flipper Zero and check whether your toes can touch your calves.
And then suddenly you cant walk home because some bald billionaire’s servers went down.
Could be good, especially for hiking if they make the appropriate shoes, but the article does make a good point that it looks like an ankle monitor. Imagine being one of the early adopters walking into the office looking like they’re on leave from house arrest.
“What? You’re fuckin next.”
Yeah, walk through a puddle and your feet explode…
Brilliant idea! /s
Samsung: “hey that’s our gig!”
Cool
Soooo heelies with a printer motor?
Am interesting idea - I wonder if this would be beneficial for injury recovery, in the same way pedal assist can be.
What if you have really really fat calves but the rest of your body is super thin so you’re like a scarecrow except for your notably enormous bulging calves and when you walk by people they’re all like: wow that skinny person has enormous fucking calves.
HOW WOULD YOU EVEN WEAR THESE? THIS IS DISCRIMINATION.
Then that huge-calves person needs to see a doctor because edema.
