🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agoAnon asks out a girlsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square255linkfedilinkarrow-up1717arrow-down132
arrow-up1685arrow-down1imageAnon asks out a girlsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days agomessage-square255linkfedilink
minus-squareFartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up140arrow-down6·5 days agoI mean, considering there’s a 100% chance this is just a fantasy in anon’s head I’d say she dodged a bullet.
minus-squareHuschke@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·4 days agoWhat makes you think that the girl is even real?
minus-squareAlaknár@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down1·4 days agoWhat makes you think that girls are even real?
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·4 days agoEveryone on the internet is either a man or a dog.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·4 days agoNice try. We know you’re a frog!
minus-squareAltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agonot true, some of us are cats
minus-squareUltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoYou son of a removed, I’m in.
minus-squareSpookyBogMonster@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·4 days agoWell, I’m taking estrogen, so they’re about to become real
minus-squareEldritchFemininity@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 days agoIf you can’t get a big tiddy goth gf, become the big tiddy goth gf.
minus-squareTattorack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoHmmm… I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten: “Girl” is an acronym for “Guy In Real Life”. Checkmate; girls are a social construct!
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoChatbots would have strung him along for at least the subscription fee.
I mean, considering there’s a 100% chance this is just a fantasy in anon’s head I’d say she dodged a bullet.
What makes you think that the girl is even real?
What makes you think that girls are even real?
Everyone on the internet is either a man or a dog.
woof
Nice try. We know you’re a frog!
Im a cat :3
not true, some of us are cats
** Meow **
You son of a removed, I’m in.
First the birds, then the girls?
Well, I’m taking estrogen, so they’re about to become real
If you can’t get a big tiddy goth gf, become the big tiddy goth gf.
Hmmm… I remember an old lesson from the ancient times of the Internet, now long forgotten:
“Girl” is an acronym for “Guy In Real Life”.
Checkmate; girls are a social construct!
What makes you think?
Chatbots would have strung him along for at least the subscription fee.
Tits or gtfo
Well played